Schizophrenic Abstrusity (I seriously just used that in a review. How fuckin' cool is that?)

So, seeing as how this is still a globally viewed blog (I don't understand either don't worry), and although I assume it to be more a result of Shane Koyczan's being bad-ass than my potentially being nifty, I figure I might as well be placating you with some puff piece whenever I have the odd minute or two.

I have entirely too much self-concocted stress in my life. I dislike the word concocted there. I hope you were curious. That is all.