Sunday, March 27, 2011

Do People Actually Read Dean Koontz?

Keanuphobia- fear of Keanu Reeves, portrayed in the Dean Koontz book, False Memory, where a woman has an irrational fear of Keanu Reeves and has to see her psychiatrist, Mark Ahriman, each week. He calls her the "Keanuphobe" in his head. She eventually ends up killing her psychiatrist because she believes that he is one of the Machine Agents trying to control her.

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- fear of the number 666. I'm not making this shit up. Could they have made it longer? Ever see a word with three x's before? I can't recall one that didn't preamble a shy, innocent babysitter having copious amounts of sex.

On a side note, I am probably a Christianophobic.

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